Thursday, January 15, 2009

Can you beat the AMBIENNNN!???

So here's the game pals?  A little, tiny pill of Ambien and a great big glass of Booker's and Coke.  
How far can I get through writing this before I just pass out drunk/unconscience? 

Is this weird?  Do other people not mix their Barbiturates with alcohol to induce an almost "date-rape-"esque coma?  

Well, I see sir.  I like it.  Weeeeeeeee!!!

Wait!  

There was a game involved in there somewhere...

*Panic*

Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

Stop That!!

Okay go.  

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Greatest feelings can never be properly captured in the written word...  It must be experienced...  Who's with me!?  You!  no... no,,, Not you.  How'about YOU!  You look like the right lad.  This is hilairious because platform I am writing on keeps moving in od seasaw shapes.  I was safe, but now I haave to start all over.  here comes the seesaw it's cominmg and done.   Well, now it's been replaced.


I have taken the last drink and the last drink was of the last icecube in the house.  You don't understand.  Ice is vital.  Ice makes the pathetic drink man such as my self get a good Goddamm drink damn fuck all!!!

Poop.

I'm off to use my vocal imprint to talk  to others who will treat me kindly and what I am worth.  They are my friends.  You aren't.